I have recently been wondering if I could turn my acupuncturist into a houngan (voodoo priest).
I am lazy and don't want to be bothered travelling the 120km round trip to see my acupuncturist so I had a brainwave: If I made a voodoo doll of myself and gave it to him, maybe I could just ring him up and tell him how I'm feeling and he could insert the needles in the relevant points.
Does voodoo work over distance?
*sigh*... just an idle thought.
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